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Hi guys, I'm a Silver I player and i want to share the rules of Silver with the community.
Behaviour Rules
Always call MID 3 times in the lobby. If somebody else wants mid who picks before you, say that you're smurfing and it's a free win(even better if you proceed to feed and blame it on lag), or say that you will troll/afk/feed.
ALWAYS ban Amumu, Shen, Malphite and Blitz(optional). If they are free, always pick them and/or tell your team to pick them. Doesn't metter if you never played with them, or you have to go Malph jungle, Amumu top, Shen/Malph support, ALWAYS pick them. If the enemy team gets one of them, bitch about it for 5 minutes, say that it's a free win for the enemy team, and tell everybody to report your first pick.
Everybody who loses his lane needs to be reported, and you should report the jungler on the losing team too, because he didn't gank the guy who went 0/3 in the 4th min. and is pushing without wards. So, basically 5 people have to be reported every game because they lost lane/didn't gank. Riot will totally ban them for being unskilled. If you are 200 cs down but didn't die, you didn't lose your lane.
4.If your are accidentally Gold V 0lp and your MMR is silver 3, always feel superior to your teammates and flame them.
Gameplay Rules
ALWAYS invade the enemy jungle. Don't get first blood, but proceed to trade buffs with the enemy team, and then go back to lane 2 lvl's behind. Even better if you give up first blood and both buffs.
ALWAYS push like an idiot without wards. When you are 0/3 and died to ganks like 2-3 times, start flaming your jungler because the enemy jungler ganks everytime, and you get NO GANG OMG. Blame your jungler even if you die 1v1.
If you die 1v1 on lane, always write something in chat. The best is to flame one of your teammates ( most likely the jungler ), but you can say the following things too: omg / wtf / lol / op champ noob / lol lucky noob 5hp / omg lag.
Always buy Mejai's Soulstealer, even if you are 0/6.
If you are Blitz, always buy Tear and go full ap. You should hit only one grab/game, which pulls the enemy Amumu in the middle of your team. The best is to buy Mejais too. And NEVER buy a ward or some tanky items.
If you lose team fights, it's always because you didn't focus the enemy adc. Your adc has to jump into the enemy team and focus their adc too. Never peel for your adc, just dive their team and die, then flame your team "no one focus adc noobs gg report l2p".
When playing jungle, always smite baron/dragon at the start. The same applies to Cho'gath R too.
Never go for objectives. If you win a fight, recall immediately and buy Mejais in the shop. Even better if you are the one who won the fights, then the enemy team gets baron.
If someone is splitpushing, or you are just 4v5, always engage the enemy team, and say "report xy for farming 4v5 omg gg".
If it's late game, and the entire enemy team is missing and you don't have wards on the map, the best strategy is to go solo in the jungle and facecheck every brush.
tldr: Always keep in mind that you deserve to be challenger and your team is retarded. Being toxic, flaming and blaming will help a lot and win you a lot of games.
Behaviour Rules
Always call MID 3 times in the lobby. If somebody else wants mid who picks before you, say that you're smurfing and it's a free win(even better if you proceed to feed and blame it on lag), or say that you will troll/afk/feed.
ALWAYS ban Amumu, Shen, Malphite and Blitz(optional). If they are free, always pick them and/or tell your team to pick them. Doesn't metter if you never played with them, or you have to go Malph jungle, Amumu top, Shen/Malph support, ALWAYS pick them. If the enemy team gets one of them, bitch about it for 5 minutes, say that it's a free win for the enemy team, and tell everybody to report your first pick.
Everybody who loses his lane needs to be reported, and you should report the jungler on the losing team too, because he didn't gank the guy who went 0/3 in the 4th min. and is pushing without wards. So, basically 5 people have to be reported every game because they lost lane/didn't gank. Riot will totally ban them for being unskilled. If you are 200 cs down but didn't die, you didn't lose your lane.
4.If your are accidentally Gold V 0lp and your MMR is silver 3, always feel superior to your teammates and flame them.
Gameplay Rules
ALWAYS invade the enemy jungle. Don't get first blood, but proceed to trade buffs with the enemy team, and then go back to lane 2 lvl's behind. Even better if you give up first blood and both buffs.
ALWAYS push like an idiot without wards. When you are 0/3 and died to ganks like 2-3 times, start flaming your jungler because the enemy jungler ganks everytime, and you get NO GANG OMG. Blame your jungler even if you die 1v1.
If you die 1v1 on lane, always write something in chat. The best is to flame one of your teammates ( most likely the jungler ), but you can say the following things too: omg / wtf / lol / op champ noob / lol lucky noob 5hp / omg lag.
Always buy Mejai's Soulstealer, even if you are 0/6.
If you are Blitz, always buy Tear and go full ap. You should hit only one grab/game, which pulls the enemy Amumu in the middle of your team. The best is to buy Mejais too. And NEVER buy a ward or some tanky items.
If you lose team fights, it's always because you didn't focus the enemy adc. Your adc has to jump into the enemy team and focus their adc too. Never peel for your adc, just dive their team and die, then flame your team "no one focus adc noobs gg report l2p".
When playing jungle, always smite baron/dragon at the start. The same applies to Cho'gath R too.
Never go for objectives. If you win a fight, recall immediately and buy Mejais in the shop. Even better if you are the one who won the fights, then the enemy team gets baron.
If someone is splitpushing, or you are just 4v5, always engage the enemy team, and say "report xy for farming 4v5 omg gg".
If it's late game, and the entire enemy team is missing and you don't have wards on the map, the best strategy is to go solo in the jungle and facecheck every brush.
tldr: Always keep in mind that you deserve to be challenger and your team is retarded. Being toxic, flaming and blaming will help a lot and win you a lot of games.
